For Most Random Comment By A Stranger (In A Comedy):
Setting: The Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf (SO L.A.!!)
Sarah and Marla are trying to wrangle some chairs to sit outside with their blended coffee drinks. A seemingly drunk man is giving them a hard time about the chair next to him. Our Hero, sitting nearby, comes to their rescue:
HERO: Hey man, give them the chairs. Can't you see she has a... (searches desperately for right word)... problem?
Sarah and Marla, visibly trying not to laugh, take the chair over to their table.
HERO (cont'd): Whaddya got, Lou Gehrig's disease or something?
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In other travel related news, the TSA was a total non-event. Nobody wanded me anywhere. At Newark the machine didn't even beep when I went through and I think the woman thought I was lying to get into the short lane with the gray haired wheelchair bound people. I waved my card at her but by that point she really didn't care. At LAX the machine went off after I told (just TOLD! Didn't have to PROVE in any way!) the man I had metal in my leg, and he was like, "Alright," and waved me along. And yet my flip flops were threatening enough that they needed to go through the X-ray...
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